Today is my 12th birthday! So far, my big birthday has included a Cheeto. Mom, I loved the Cheeto, but you can do more.
I know they bought some lovely fishy treats yesterday - I can smell them in the closet. Time to break out the fishiness. Here fishyfishyfishy...
I have to shout out to my friends Dudley and Roxy for taking that evil puppy, Boppy, away from here. He is now busy terrorizing Dudley instead of Dakota. Dakota and I thank you from the bottom of our hearts.
I think we have finally convinced the moms once and for all that we are too old for puppies, but I plan to start limping any time they even say the word puppy just to be safe.