Dakota Doofus Challenge (2AOM-thon, Day 8)

Yesterday I said I could come up with 20 examples of Dakota's doofus behavior. So let's get to it.

1. She eats lettuce. We are not bunnies or cows. What is she thinking?

2. She is afraid of thunder. She just started one day at age 3. Weird.

3. She is also afraid when the television turns off or if the picture turns into a solid color. Why even watch the tv?

4. When she gets nervous, she climbs on the back of the couch. We're not cats, either, Doofus.

5. She is afraid of buses and trucks.

6. She sometimes sleeps like this. That can't be comfy, can it?

7. She doesn't like her head petted. Come on, that's the best!

8. She likes sticks and weeds and grass. She'll even eat it while they're still growing! That's why the moms call her Angus.

9. She loves to swim. We're not fish, ducks, or penguins.

10. She loves to drop stuffies into water - water bowls, pools, lakes, ponds. Any water will do. Then if you let her, she'll run through the house with it (Just ask Sarge's mom).

11. She likes to get a whooping. She comes up to the moms and puts her head on the floor while they spank her butt. Sometimes she even starts on the couch and then oozes down head first onto the floor.

12. She loves to steal mom's slippers. Then she waits for mom to notice and makes mom chase her. She doesn't play with the slipper at all until mom is chasing her.

13. She likes to roll in the dirt after she comes out of the water. The moms love that!

14. She totally destroys all the toys. She'll eat anything!

15. She likes to sleep on the hard cold tile. We have dog beds. We have carpet. We even have couches!

16. She always steps in things. She comes home with poopy foot, stickers, even gum sometimes. Can't you see that stuff on the ground?

17. This is what her hair looks like after a bath - hahahahaha!

18. She does this when mom takes a picture. She must be TRYING to look like a Doofus.

19. She likes to get up in the kitchen chairs. They are kind of wobbly and slippery. Stop it.

20. Psycho!!!21. She loves to play tug of war with little dogs, but she just holds the toy while they tug.

I even gave you an extra! I could do 20 more (but I won't).

Today's ornament is one that mom painted herself! Look at the pretty deer!


Ike said...

Yep - she's weird. Sleeping on the floor? What's up with that?

Maggie & Mitch said...

We like lettuce too, Dakota! You're not alone! And we love your mom's boxer slippers! They're too cute!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Peanut said...

Oh Flash does a lot of those things. He must be a doofus also. He sleeps on the floor. That being spanked on the butt thing is weird though

Comet and BLU said...

Maybe it's a black dog thing because BLU does a lot of the same things (except anything that has to do with water). She's scared of thunder, the tv turning off, and trucks. She also sleeps in the same weird positions and likes to sleep on the tiles instead of the comfy chair or couch.

Joe Stains said...

oh dog these are classic doofus symptoms. tanner eats sticks all the time. Did Dakota ever drop your Mom's slipper in some water? the toilet maybe?

The Brat Pack said...

That's a pretty ornament! That lettuce thing is weird and I eat almost anything.