I can tell you, as soon as the front door opened, and I saw my car covered by FROZEN WATER, I slammed myself into reverse. I could have held it for days, but mom said I had to go potty. She dragged me onto the front porch. I tried to quickly potty on the porch, so mom and I could get back inside, but mom said no. She made me walk in the wet freezing grass to potty!After that torture, this is what I did for the next several hours to recuperate. See the tight ball I made of myself? That means it is cold!
After my first nap, I looked out again. Oh, the horror! Did we move to Minnesota overnight?
The poor dog we made was also covered with a blanket of arctic evil. I suggested that he shake it off, but he just stood there stoically. Poor guy - I feel sorry for him and all the other outside dogs who woke up shivering this morning.
Just seeing all of that made me chilly, so I went back inside and spent the remainder of the day in my toasty bed, dreaming of July.
Texas, I have to tell you - I am disappointed. Warm it up, buddy, or we may have to move south...























