Santa Lobotomy

The moms are watching the SAG awards, and Dakota is playing with Santa. Can't these people be quiet? I had a hard day, and it's nap time! I had to spend hours making the hole in the wall by the front door larger, and putting the plaster all over Dakota. That's hard work, I tell you!

So mom thinks the incessant squeaking is funny and starts taping. Dakota decided she'd put on a show since the camera was rolling, and lobotomized Santa! A big hole right in the forehead, and then rip the guts out! I just can't get this girl to understand that she would have more toys if she could refrain from ripping the guts out!

Mom took Santa away, and now if I could only get the moms to turn of the TV, it would be quiet in here!


Moco said...

Cubby, I hope you had on your safety gear while doing construction on the wall. I can tell that you are tired from working so hard. Dakota did a "Dawson type surgery" to that stuffy. Does she eat the stuffing? That goofy Dawson does if Grammie doesn't get it away from him.

Roxie, Sammy and Andy said...

Cubby, we are surprised you could get any sleep with all of that noise! We can't be too hard on Dakota - we do the same thing to all of our toys. We have toy carcasses all over the place.

Roxie, Sammy & Andy

Simba said...

So much noise. Don't they know a dog needs a bit of hush sometimes?

Simba xx

Comet and BLU said...

We thought Dakota did a splendid job of killing Santa. Be glad she got the squeaker out at quickly as she did. We agree with you about the tv. We hate that thing and like it when it is turned off.
Comet and BLU

Sparky said...

I enjoy killing my toys... but my humans don't.
Does Dakota eat the guts, too? They're quite good, really! They just make your poop a little fuzzy.